Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible
we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
You two are my new favorite people on this site.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.